This weekend I’m staying in a hotel in Chicago so of course ive run into a wide variety of individuals.

Not five minutes ago, I passed an Amish man coming out of the bathroom. The reason I say I enjoy being an asshole is because of the dialog which constantly runs through my head.

I was highly amused by the fact that the thing that instantly popped into my head when I saw this gentleman was “oh excuse me. I have to check my email on my iPod!”

Of course I would never voice the less than tactful things in my head, but I thought some one deserved a good laugh!

Yeah…I’m a jerk sometimes. It’s a blast. =D